"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
02/08/2018 at 11:35 • Filed to: None
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"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
02/08/2018 at 11:35 • Filed to: None | 2
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Where do they find the people for these slides? They don’t look like the people I normally encounter in these cubicle farms.
For Sweden
> CalzoneGolem
02/08/2018 at 11:41 |
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Me competing company-wide HR training
MonkeePuzzle
> CalzoneGolem
02/08/2018 at 11:42 |
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i.e. when you saw them in the video you didn’t immediately imagine that they smell strongly of microwaved cheese singles?
probably models and actors then
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CalzoneGolem
> MonkeePuzzle
02/08/2018 at 11:44 |
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Do we work in the same office?
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MonkeePuzzle
> CalzoneGolem
02/08/2018 at 11:52 |
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it’s all the same man, it’s all the same
Did you exchange, A walk on part in the war, For a lead role in a cage?
Azrek
> CalzoneGolem
02/08/2018 at 11:54 |
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My favorite will always be when I was a civilian with the Marines. We did a security slideshow on what happens if....?
In one scenerio a guy grabbed our work phone and the lady asked a group of Marines...”So what do you do?”
The amount of different ways that guy died was impressive. The lady was horrified and was trying to calm us down. The correct answer was to notified our Security office
Nope...there was no way that guy was leaving alive with our phone.
I finally had to convince the lady to move on
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CalzoneGolem
> Azrek
02/08/2018 at 11:58 |
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If I’m ever on a Marine base I’ll make sure not to grab people’s phones.
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Azrek
> CalzoneGolem
02/08/2018 at 11:59 |
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Oh, it is the safest place in the world until you fuck with them. Then I wish you luck!
yarget
> CalzoneGolem
02/08/2018 at 18:19 |
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I like to name them. There is one that stands out to me. There was this happy lady on the forefront of the slide...headset on her head and big smile on her face...but right behind there was a more realistic man looking like his soul has been devoured and trying to burn a hole through the smiling lady’s head with eyebeams made of pure hate. I named him Murderface.
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CalzoneGolem
> yarget
02/09/2018 at 05:39 |
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Yeah that’s way more effort than I out in these trainings haha.